Standings & Stuff: 9/14/21

Chargers QB Justin Herbert will be gunning for Cowboys this Sunday. (Photo by Duane Barker–Mid Valley Sports)

By Joe Torosian

NFC West

Record

PF

PA

Last Week

Rams

1-0-0

34

14

W, Chicago, 34-14

49ers

1-0-0

41

33

W, Detroit, 41-33

Seahawks

1-0-0

28

16

W, Indianapolis, 28-16

Cardinals

1-0-0

38

13

W, Tennessee, 38-13

Stuff:
Rams: The pass rush will need to get to Carson Wentz quicker than it did against Andy Dalton Sunday night.
49ers: They looked great, and then they got really sloppy. That’s concerning, and what would an early season 49er game be without a critical injury or two? CB Jason Verrett (ACL—toast), and RB Raheem Mostert (IR 8-weeks).
Seahawks: Get Titans this week. Which means they’ll be 2-0, and Russell Wilson will make someone Fantasy rich.
Cardinals: Heed the words of The Wolf. “Well, let’s not…just yet.” I have doubts, and so should you.

NFC North

Record

PF

PA

Last Week

Packers

0-1-0

3

38

L, New Orleans, 38-3

Vikings

0-1-0

24

27

L, Cincinnati, 27-24 OT

Bears

0-1-0

14

34

L, Rams, 34-14

Lions

0-1-0

33

41

L, San Francisco, 41-33

Stuff:
Packers: Aaron Rodgers looked like someone on Survivor who gets blindsided at Tribal with a hidden immunity idol in his pocket. He’s great, but no one is great enough not to care.
Vikings: Either be hot or cold, but because you are perpetually lukewarm…I spew you out.
Bears: From the gut—Andy Dalton starts his last game against the Bengals this week.
Lions: This one is interesting…If Detroit has bought in, and is improved, they’ll get a chance to prove it Sunday night in Green Bay. The loss of CB Jeff Okudah hurts.

NFC East

Record

PF

PA

Last Week

Eagles

1-0-0

32

6

W, Atlanta, 32-6

Giants

0-1-0

13

27

L, Denver, 27-13

Cowboys

0-1-0

29

31

L, Tampa Bay, 31-29

Washington

0-1-0

16

20

L, Chargers, 20-16

Stuff:
Eagles: They burned down Atlanta, now they get Frisco…Win this one and they’ll be contenders in the East.
Giants: You cannot come out and play the way they did in the opener. They lose Thursday to DC, and judgement will fall on HC Judge.
Cowboys: Their game with the Chargers this week should be primetime. Two questions still hovering: Can they run the ball? Can Dak go deep over the top?
Washington: Can they rally behind Taylor “Cold One” Heinicke? They should right the ship against the G-Men on Thursday.

NFC South

Record

PF

PA

LA

Buccaneers

1-0-0

31

29

W, Dallas, 31-29

Panthers

1-0-0

19

14

W, Jets, 19-14

Saints

1-0-0

38

3

W, Green Bay, 38-3

Falcons

0-1-0

6

32

L, Philadelphia, 32-6

Stuff:
Buccaneers: Watching Tom Brady is like going to the Immersive Van Gogh Exhibit in LA.
Panthers: Really happy for Sam Darnold, but they only beat the Jets by 5-points.
Saints: Very happy for Jameis Winston. I think, maybe, NOLA’s fool’s gold.
Falcons: It’s got to get better, right? Who plays if Matt Ryan gets hurt? Bob Berry?

AFC West

Record

PF

PA

Last Week

Chargers

1-0-0

20

16

W, Washington, 20-16

Chiefs

1-0-0

33

29

W, Cleveland, 33-29

Broncos

1-0-0

27

13

W, Giants, 27-17

Raiders

1-0-0

33

27

W, Baltimore, 33-27 OT

Stuff:
Chargers: Justin Herbert looks like a character from a John Hughes movie.
Chiefs: KC better stop the run because not every team is going to botch a punt late and provide a window.
Broncos: People are jazzed, but it was the Giants…It was the Giants.
Raiders: I tune in and root for the Raiders just to hear: “The autumn wind is a raider, pillaging just for fun. He’ll knock you ‘round and upside down, and laugh when he’s conquered and won.”

AFC North

Record

PF

PA

Last Week

Steelers

1-0-0

23

16

W, Buffalo, 23-16

Bengals

1-0-0

27

24

W, Minnesota, 27-24 OT

Browns

0-1-0

29

33

L, Kansas City, 33-29

Ravens

0-1-0

27

33

L, Las Vegas, 33-27 OT

Stuff:
Steelers: I know it was the Bills defense, but I still didn’t see much of a running game.
Bengals: Got a gift, but they’re only a season ending injury away from returning to form.
Browns: The end against KC was like the Dodgers giving the ball to Kenley Jansen and…ka boom!
Ravens: Lamar Jackson looks improved, but I get the sense (I know there are injuries) that there may be an expectation of 2021 to be “Lamar & The Miracles.” No bueno.

AFC East

Record

PF

PA

Last Week

Dolphins

1-0-0

17

16

W, New England, 17-16

Patriots

0-1-0

16

17

L, Miami, 17-16

Bills

0-1-0

16

23

L, Pittsburgh, 23-16

Jets

0-1-0

14

19

L, Carolina, 19-14

Stuff:
Dolphins: The defense plays like a new version of Shula’s “No Name” group.
Patriots: If not for a fumble they win. They get the Jets this week so all will be well.
Bills: I know it was against the Steelers, but Buffalo’s running game doesn’t look that improved.
Jets: Wins-Losses do not matter. What matters is Zach Wilson staying upright for 17-games.

AFC South

Record

PF

PA

Last Week

Texans

1-0-0

37

21

W, Jacksonville, 37-21

Titans

0-1-0

13

38

L, Arizona, 38-13

Colts

0-1-0

16

28

L, Seattle, 28-16

Jaguars

0-1-0

21

37

L, Houston, 37-21

Stuff:
Texans: Won five games in 2020. If they win six in 2021, does it tell us anything about Deshaun Watson?
Titans: They got two sacks, but didn’t apply enough pressure on Kyler Murray. And they were 31st in the NFL in 2020 at getting to the quarterback.
Colts: They got torched deep by Russell Wilson…And they get Stafford & the Rams this week.
Jaguars: Let’s speculate Urban Meyer flaming out…how long until the Jags relocate to London?

Joe T.’s Record
6-8-0
Stuff: Not upset about the whiffs on New England, Minnesota, and Washington…But ticked about the Titans, Packers, and Giants…This is why I don’t bet…

Joe T. is the author of “Tangent Dreams: A High School Football Novel” … “Temple City & The Company of The Ages” … “The Dead Bug Tales” … “The Dark Norm” & “FaithViews for Storm Riders”…all five available through Amazon.com.

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